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This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Dumpster Fire #292

This weekend, American hockey did something that hasn’t happened in 46 years. The men’s team won Olympic gold. Beat Canada 2-1 in overtime. First time since the Miracle on Ice. And so obviously we managed to ruin it because America’s true national sport is tearing each other apart on social media.

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0:00 - Introduction
3:44 - BRUNT
5:13 - Sprained My Eyes
16:37 - BON CHARGE
17:40 - Weather
18:08 - Parade of Morons
24:50 - The Internet Is Glorious

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