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Girls Win Right To Not Get Beaten Up

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Bridget breaks down the Supreme Court Hecox ruling upholding states’ rights to ban biological males from competing in women's sports — and somehow it took nine justices, two lawsuits, and six months to confirm that girls are girls. Also: Supergirl bombed so hard even the pirates didn't bother, and Armie Hammer makes a comeback in a role only an aspiring cannibal could pull off.

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