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Varity, as they say, is the spice of life. Let's go with buffalo chicken fajitas, pizza, caser salad, sushi, and finally, S'mores Lucky Charms. Seems random enough to not get bored whilst formulating an escape plan.

The plan will involve some clever construction, for example, somehow fashioning bed sheets into a parachute. Or forging a key copy out of a toothbrush.

The plan will also involve the seduction of a sexy female guard. Wait... what were we talking about?

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To be honest, if I only had the choice of five foods, and I’m on a private island, I’m going to eat like shit. It also depends on if these foods can be rotated out at some point?

Everyone seems to want to eat healthy, but there’s nowhere that says that these captors are jerks. I guess, it’s the presumption of the prompt. I’ll try to stay positive though.

I suppose, if I had to pick five foods, they would be: chocolate, any sort of pasta dish, lamb, seasoned broccoli, and a cheeseburger. None of this is at all healthy, but who cares? I’m far away from society and standards of beauty. And if my captors are making me do hard labor? At least, I’ll have filling food to keep me going.

This one is too much fun to take very seriously.

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Those all sound good - I'd probably swap out one for eggs, though. You can't beat a good poached or soft boiled egg. If the fish was sushi grade, even better! Some nice sashimi with lemon? Count me in. Oh, and I'd switch out kale for arugula (no idea how it matches on health benefits, I just like the peppery flavour). Avocados and dark chocolate can stay.

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Any dish with Alfredo sauce, chips, hummus, avocado and queso. See a theme there?!? 🤣

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