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Torrance Stephens's avatar

The Party That Cannot Tell You What A Woman is, Mad Men Will Not Vote For Them. https://torrancestephensphd.substack.com/p/the-party-that-cannot-tell-you-what

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Daryce Morris's avatar

Quit acting like women! Love it

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gina finders's avatar

Hilarious!!! 🙌🏼👍🏼💪🏼🤣

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M23451's avatar

Democrats don’t lose because they are slow. They lose because republicans are a cult of idiots who will vote for anything that gets democrats mad. Even if it hurts them.

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Timothy Kiley's avatar

I came up with this. And have used it every chance I ever got (!). Once in a while I get accused of not being "nice". I reply with: "Hey! I'm the nicest guy in the world" (Then, raising my voice:) "And if you don't believe that, I'll rip your fucking head off!" Use this. It works and always gets a laugh.

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Timothy Kiley's avatar

I adopted a desert tortoise. She is so awesome! I don't want her running the government, though...

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mark rackley's avatar

IDK if shes lying but i rather the the predator than the prey

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McBadger's avatar

Women and girls love the bad boys. "Stop acting like a pussy" Wait I am a founding member I need to read that article again. Thanks for posting here

Also I like my house and car at "69" degrees in the winter. In the summer time 69 is too expensive so yes anything lower than 78. I start sweating at 78

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McBadger's avatar

WOMEN! If every girlie man Dem watched Dumpster fire and subscribed we will get a proper American Mexican weather girl. FYI Scarlet seemed young to me. I have said this before as a father of two daughters and seeing trans boys competing against them in sports is the hill I will die on even if my daughters do not currently understand.

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Dennis Chiapello's avatar

Swing voters I know. What about swinger voters?

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CJK's avatar

I am so tired of breasts hanging out of supposed intelligent women’s clothing.

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Mic's avatar

Is this how you get customers? I guess it’s better than standing on a corner?

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Starlight's avatar

Maybe dress more appropriately with all of those children’s toys around you. Seriously, women need to stop selling themselves when trying to make a point. Just use your brain.

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KayCol's avatar

Wait there was a point? Haha

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Timothy Kiley's avatar

Um... What? I guess children are taken to diners. Sometimes. I feel like I should get this comment. Is this your first time on Dumpster Fire?

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