Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy

Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy

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March 27 - Clean Slate

The living room is an explosion of baby. The baby has taken over the room.

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Bridget Phetasy
Mar 27, 2023
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Explore the room you’re in as if you’re seeing it for the first time. Pretend you know nothing. What do you see? Who is the person who lives there?

A white Boxer sleeps peacefully on the couch so I automatically have some idea about them—they’re a dog person—and they’re a sucker for their dog because it’s on the couch. There is even a blanket of some kind that’s on the couch which is to apparently protect the couch from the dog instead of what good dog owners do which is not allow the dog on the couch at all. This dog runs the house.

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