How To Exit Your Boring, Toxic, Really Bad Relationship

Bridget's "Vintage" Writing Archive

Originally published August 18, 2016.

We’ve all been in a relationship when it passes its prime. I’m not talking about the loving couples that experience a rough patch and should try some therapy; I’m talking about the relationships that will kill you with dysfunction or boredom. I realize it’s broad generalization, but in my experience, dying relationships usually fall into two categories: toxic or stagnant. In those instances, you need a Plan B that goes beyond the ritual of de-friending your soon-to-be ex on social media. If you don’t have such an exit strategy, good news: I’m here to be your spirit guide.