Bridget Phetasy watched the Oscars so you didn’t have to. From the "open borders" jokes to the blatant political snubs in the "In Memoriam" segment, Bridget breaks down why Hollywood remains a fortress of elitism that actively dislikes its own audience. Are the Oscars a celebration of film, or just a high-budget campaign rally for the people who want you at Dave & Buster’s?
0:00 - The Oscars: Hollywood’s Democratic Party Prom
2:30 - The Boomer Review of the Oscars (Unedited, Unfiltered, No Notes)
4:30 - “A Snake That Ate a Rabbit” — American Folk Poetry
5:30 - The Sneaky Land Acknowledgement That Looked Like a Casino Ad
7:58 - Cowboy Colostrum
9:45 - Conan O’Brien Said Don’t Do Political Comedy, Then Did Political Comedy
11:30 - “Did They Get to You, Conan?” — The WGA Writers Room Explained
13:30 - Jimmy Kimmel Compared America to North Korea
15:00 - Hollywood Will Trash Trump But Won’t Touch China
16:30 - John Cena Apologized in Mandarin for Calling Taiwan a Country
17:30 - Anti-Capitalists Mad That China Is Stealing Their Art
18:00 - They Left All Their Garbage at the Environmentalist Oscars
18:39 - Mud/Wtr
20:30 - The Oscars Used to Get 60 Million Viewers. Now It’s 14 Million.
22:00 - “I’m Starting to Think They Might Actually Hate Me”
23:30 - When Did Hollywood Stop Making Lovable Conservatives?
25:00 - They Won’t Even Include You in the In Memoriam
