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You Don't Hate The News Media Enough

Dumpster Fire #296

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the "headline surgery" of the New York Times after an attempted terrorist attack in NYC. From renaming pipe bombs to "smoking jars of metal" to the media's desperate attempt to avoid the "T-word," Bridget exposes why you don't hate the media enough.

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0:00 - NYT Called Pipe Bombs "Smoking Jars of Metal"
1:45 - The Protest: Jake Lang, 20 People, and a Goat
3:00 - Who Actually Threw the Bombs (Media Got It Backwards)
4:30 - How Every Outlet Covered the Story Wrong
5:29 - BRUNT Workwear
7:00 - NYC Mayor Blames White Supremacy
8:45 - The Media's Worst Headlines, Ranked
11:30 - CNN Wrote the Terrorists a Romcom
13:00 - The Bombs Didn't Even Go Off
15:00 - Quest
16:28 - Weather
17:00 - The Comedian Who Got a Bomb Thrown Over His Head Mid-Speech
18:15 - "He Threw a Bomb, Bro" — Stoner Witness of the Year
20:30 - Virgin Subtraction Model: A New System for Failed Terrorism
22:30 - The ISIS Salute Is the Gayest Salute Ever
23:00 - The Real Takeaway: Bombs as Evidence of Islamophobia?
24:16 - The Internet Is Glorious

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