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Ben's avatar

"Uglified" is my new favorite adjective...

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Aimee's avatar

Me: I’m fat.

Sydney: NO YOU AREN’T. You’re beautiful.

Me: I didn’t say I was ugly. I said I was fat.

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Aimee's avatar

This is just so funny. I remember when AE didn’t have my size. They created clothes for everyone before it was cool and now these ungrateful jerks are calling the ad propaganda?! How do we keep out doing ourselves!

- A Plus with a pair (of mom jeans from AE and SOME good genes- face genes).

Some people are just gifted with beauty. Just let people be good at what they are good at.

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Roger Meurer's avatar

Swear jar!!!!!!

And the joys of raising a young'un.

All in one episode.

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Carolyn de la Torre's avatar

I’m not up to date on the past week ish dumpster fires. So forgive me if we covered this. But the Tesla diner is proof that Bridget is also Elon’s nemesis.

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M Patrick D's avatar

Just watched a clip of a series of her ads (ad plus outtakes). WTF! These moronic Lefties can not leave anything alone; they are deranged psychopaths who have no life, dip their fingers in tofu, and won't accept woke is dying. Good for Sweeny.

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Selvarin's avatar

I know it sounds strange but Sydney Sweeny does nothing for me.

Yes, she's in shape. Well-endowed. Yadda yadda. But she doesn't give me that 'love bone' feel.

To each their own.

Btw, 'lady boner' isn't as bad as when someone says she 'creamed her jeans'. Bonnie Raitt said that in an interview once, it was so gross.

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Carolyn de la Torre's avatar

Gross. Those are both awful. But now I’m going to go ugly sing to come to my window. Which isn’t Bonnie raitt. But it’s something to talk about.

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Selvarin's avatar

That would be a Melissa Etheridge (sp) song IIRC. Borderline corny when the hook/chorus kicks in. Otherwise not bad. 'My Little Secret' had a good feel to it, different emotive energy.

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Carolyn de la Torre's avatar

I think etheridge and raitt were both on the soundtrack for … boys on the side? Or something like that. Idk if I ever saw the movie, I think we had the soundtrack cassette tape. Weird blast from the past memory.

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Carolyn de la Torre's avatar

And I agree on Sydney Sweeney, she seems like most everything else in culture today, a derivative of an imitation of a thing. (wait a minute- her initials are SS?! Omg it’s true. She’s a dog whistle)

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Matt Tompach's avatar

Bridge, when did we decide to go with the hair down, btw? (I know, it’s been down for a while). Don’t misunderstand me, I love it, but did your web guys recommend it or something?

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