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Don't be a Panican about Trump's tariffs, Colorado might take your kids away if you don't affirm their gender declarations, two dudes fight to win a women's competition, we lean into all the stereotypes, and Russell Brand is an international grape enthusiast.

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0:00 -Important Stories We're STILL Ignoring
3:27 - Sprained My Eyes
6:53 - WOMEN!
8:24 - Patriarchy So Crafty
12:30 - BON CHARGE
13:39 - Weather
13:59 - Breaking Bridget
19:45 - Phetasy News
21:08 - The Internet Is Glorious

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