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Americans Can’t Get Enough World Cup Attention

Dumpster Fire #326

World Cup fans came to America expecting the worst and left obsessed with free refills, ranch dressing, and Buc-ee's. Bridget breaks down the Great American Sleepover, how we’re basically thirsty thots on Instagram excited that everyone thinks we’re pretty, why Europeans are treating gas stations like religious pilgrimages, and why America now deserves Greenland.

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