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What type of man are you? Are you the type who burns bridges, or do you build them? Are you on every cheater app, or do you still buy a woman flowers? Are you crass or classy? The devil is in the details and the details of your life speak volumes.

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It’s fun listening to these sets and taking notes as I hear it for the first time in almost a decade. Another blast from the past. This was a great set. You can hear that I’m just in the flow and the audience is along for the ride. They were very warm and fun.

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It’s my favorite season—music festival season. And nothing kicks it off quite like Coachella.

Don’t be a hater. Despite being dusty, crowded and expensive, music festivals are one of the great joys of being alive. I reached out to comedian and “festival expert” Nick Youssef for some additional insight. Between the two of us we’ve been to over 50 music festivals, and over the years we’ve seen men do it right and men do it SO WRONG. Don’t be that douche. And if you follow these simple guidelines—you won’t be.

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I thought for this post, we’d take a trip back to January 12, 2016. As hard as it is to listen to my new stuff, it’s even harder to listen to stuff from 10 years ago.

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Originally published March 19, 2016

Four years ago, I was sitting in a villa in St. Tropez. I had a private chef, a proper French maid, no financial worries to speak of and a doting man who literally gave me the world. I’ve mentioned before that I dated “Mr. 1%” - he was the one who screamed when he saw a mouse in Maui. We met while I was traveling around the world for two years, clicked instantly, and I became his travel companion for five months.

It was fucking torture. Sitting on the balcony, overlooking the yachts floating on the Mediterranean, sipping Dom Pérignon, I felt absolutely miserable. My anxiety level was at an ALL-TIME HIGH. Remember this moment, Bridget. Remember it well. Here you are. At the top of the human pyramid, and you’re completely depressed.

My cage may have been golden—but it was still a cage.

Here’s what I learned dating The 1%:

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I realize this is the unpopular opinion in most of my liberal peer circles, but I’m optimistic about President Donald Trump. In my opinion, he’s already made America great again. Before you start composing my death threat, let me explain why…

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Dad bod hit the big time last year when international man crush Leonardo DiCaprio was photographed in Bora Bora gallivanting with a Victoria’s Secret model while rocking some love handles. It shouldn’t have been that shocking to see. After all, the trope of the overweight dude with the super hot woman has been around forever; just look at any major sitcom as far back as The Honeymooners and The Flintstones to The Simpsons and The King of Queens. Still, an endless wave of think pieces and trend stories followed, which collectively celebrated the male pooch. Everyone thought it was adorable…

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January 30, 2024

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We’ve all been in a relationship when it passes its prime. I’m not talking about the loving couples that experience a rough patch and should try some therapy; I’m talking about the relationships that will kill you with dysfunction or boredom. I realize it’s broad generalization, but in my experience, dying relationships usually fall into two categories: toxic or stagnant. In those instances, you need a Plan B that goes beyond the ritual of de-friending your soon-to-be ex on social media. If you don’t have such an exit strategy, good news: I’m here to be your spirit guide.

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Sixth Set - January 9, 2024

I feel like I’m going backwards and the beginner’s luck and confidence is wearing off. Every set I do, I feel more and more green.

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In honor of Father’s Day, I asked you guys to share the most memorable tips from your dads about women. Let me tell ya… there is something magical about the way dads talk to their sons. Some of this is pure unadulterated wisdom. And some of it will make you wonder how any of us was conceived in the first place.

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Originally published April 7th, 2016

Today we’re going to unpack the “F” word. FEMINISM. BUT WAIT! Before you click away rolling your eyes thinking, “Oh, great, another think piece reminding me what an oppressive piece of shit I am,” hang with me. I’m not attacking you. I’m not going to define it for you. In fact - YOU’RE GOING TO DEFINE IT FOR ME.

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We don’t have the video for this set, it’s audio only.

Most comfortable I’ve been on stage since I started getting back up. This was a fun set. It was a full room and there was a drunk heckler, which is always good practice. I’m either autistic or it’s my undiagnosed misophonia—but I have a very hard time blocking out side conversations when they are hap…

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I’ve always had an inexplicable attraction to bald men, and it turns out I’m not alone. In fact, I asked women who like bald men why they do, too, and they couldn’t explain it either. Most said something along the lines of, “I don’t know. It’s just something about them…”

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Before you settle down with “the one” you want to have a wealth of sexual experience so you know what works for you and what doesn’t—and, most importantly, how to make her happy…

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That audience! Yikes.

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