<![CDATA[Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy: Dumpster Fire]]>https://www.phetasy.com/s/dumpster-fire-podcasthttps://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NrQY!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F89da843c-d8fe-400c-9173-1f85a616efd7_339x339.pngBeyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy: Dumpster Firehttps://www.phetasy.com/s/dumpster-fire-podcastSubstackSun, 02 Aug 2026 19:09:46 GMT<![CDATA[The Fauci Diary Proves He Lied and He Knew It]]>https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-337https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-337Fri, 31 Jul 2026 04:19:17 GMTFollowing the release of his COVID diary, Anthony Fauci pled the fifth 111 times before Congress. Bridget breaks down what Fauci wrote privately versus what he said publicly, what he knew, when he knew it, and why the damage he did to this country — and to our trust in every institution — is completely irreversible.

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]]><![CDATA[Dumpster Fire 337 - (Mostly) Unredacted Version]]>https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-337-mostly-unredactedhttps://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-337-mostly-unredactedFri, 31 Jul 2026 00:34:09 GMTFollowing the release of his COVID diary, Anthony Fauci pled the fifth 111 times before Congress. Bridget breaks down what Fauci wrote privately versus what he said publicly, what he knew, when he knew it, and why the damage he did to this country — and to our trust in every institution — is completely irreversible.

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]]><![CDATA[The Odyssey Review: I Was Wrong]]>https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-336https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-336Wed, 29 Jul 2026 04:00:00 GMTBridget went and saw Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey this weekend and has a confession to make — she loved it. Zero pee breaks in a nearly three-hour movie. That’s the highest rating she can give. She breaks down why the culture war around the casting is an idiotic hill to die on, and why the actual controversy nobody’s talking about is 70mm IMAX privilege — that’s what’s really pissing off the white dudes.

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]]><![CDATA[Dumpster Fire 336 - (Mostly) Unredacted Version]]>https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-336-mostly-unredactedhttps://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-336-mostly-unredactedTue, 28 Jul 2026 22:22:31 GMTBridget went and saw Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey this weekend and has a confession to make — she loved it. Zero pee breaks in a nearly three-hour movie. That’s the highest rating she can give. She breaks down why the culture war around the casting is an idiotic hill to die on, and why the actual controversy nobody’s talking about is 70mm IMAX privil…

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]]><![CDATA[Dirty Dancing Is A Dumpster Fire ]]>https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-335https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-335Fri, 24 Jul 2026 04:00:43 GMTDirty Dancing was a huge hit when it came out. Everyone remembers the fun and the dancing. It also has a botched back-alley abortion, a 25-year-old male prostitute dancing with a 17-year-old, and a dad who was completely right the whole time. Bridget rewatches the 1987 classic and breaks down why the movie is genuinely insane, why nobody noticed because there was dancing, and why the only reason it became legendary is that the Lift at the end made everyone forget everything else. Nobody remembers the abortion.

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]]><![CDATA[Dumpster Fire 335 - (Mostly) Unredacted Version]]>https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-335-mostly-unredactedhttps://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-335-mostly-unredactedFri, 24 Jul 2026 00:58:48 GMTDirty Dancing was a huge hit when it came out. Everyone remembers the fun and the dancing. It also has a botched back-alley abortion, a 25-year-old male prostitute dancing with a 17-year-old, and a dad who was completely right the whole time. Bridget rewatches the 1987 classic and breaks down why the movie is genuinely insane, why nobody noticed because…

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]]><![CDATA[Even Liberals Are Over The Left]]>https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-334https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-334Wed, 22 Jul 2026 04:00:44 GMTBill Maher said he might vote for JD Vance. Van Jones told his own party to stop pooping in the punch bowl. And Hasan Piker showed up to the College Democrats convention dressed as Mao. The Left has lost its mind and old school liberals are finally speaking out. Bridget breaks down the DSA takeover of the Democratic Party, why there's no such thing as too far left in America, and why the capitalists funding island bunkers instead of pro-America media are going to regret it. Also: a plea to David Ellison, one hundred million dollars, and a yacht for every pleb.

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]]><![CDATA[Dumpster Fire 334 - (Mostly) Unredacted Version]]>https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-334-mostly-unredactedhttps://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-334-mostly-unredactedTue, 21 Jul 2026 23:17:03 GMTBill Maher said he might vote for JD Vance. Van Jones told his own party to stop pooping in the punch bowl. And Hasan Piker showed up to the College Democrats convention dressed as Mao. The Left has lost its mind and old school liberals are finally speaking out. Bridget breaks down the DSA takeover of the Democratic Party, why there's no such thing as t…

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]]><![CDATA[Los Angeles Is Still A Dumpster Fire]]>https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-333https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-333Fri, 17 Jul 2026 04:01:10 GMTBridget’s back in LA and the decline is noticeable. It doesn’t have to be this way, decline is a choice.

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]]><![CDATA[Dumpster Fire 333 - (Mostly) Unredacted Version]]>https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-333-mostly-unredactedhttps://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-333-mostly-unredactedThu, 16 Jul 2026 21:48:36 GMTBridget’s back in LA and the decline is noticeable. It doesn’t have to be this way, decline is a choice.

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]]><![CDATA[You Asked, I Answered - Ask Me Anything]]>https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-332https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-332Wed, 15 Jul 2026 04:01:28 GMTBridget does an Ask Me Anything giving details on how Dumpster Fire is made, what her actual day looks like, why she threatens to quit every quarter, what prevents her from doing so, and more!

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]]><![CDATA[Dumpster Fire 332 - (Mostly) Unredacted Version]]>https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-332-mostly-unredactedhttps://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-332-mostly-unredactedTue, 14 Jul 2026 21:47:09 GMTBridget does an Ask Me Anything giving details on how Dumpster Fire is made, what her actual day looks like, why she threatens to quit every quarter, what prevents her from doing so, and more!

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]]><![CDATA[The Odyssey Outrage Is Overblown]]>https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-331https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-331Fri, 10 Jul 2026 04:00:50 GMTChristopher Nolan's Odyssey hasn't even come out yet and it's already the most disliked Hollywood trailer since Snow White. Bridget breaks down the casting controversy, why Elon rage-tweeting about a movie he hasn't seen is just as annoying as woke casting, and why the script is a downstream effect the collapsing literacy rates of our youth.

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]]><![CDATA[Dumpster Fire 331 - (Mostly) Unredacted Version]]>https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-331-mostly-unredactedhttps://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-331-mostly-unredactedThu, 09 Jul 2026 23:12:21 GMTChristopher Nolan's Odyssey hasn't even come out yet and it's already the most disliked Hollywood trailer since Snow White. Bridget breaks down the casting controversy, why Elon rage-tweeting about a movie he hasn't seen is just as annoying as woke casting, and why the script is a downstream effect the collapsing literacy rates of our youth.

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]]><![CDATA[Most American Reaction to Losing the World Cup]]>https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-330https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-330Wed, 08 Jul 2026 04:00:39 GMTThe US men's soccer team got knocked out of the World Cup by Belgium 4-1, and America responded by immediately going back to not caring about soccer. Bridget breaks down the Balogun red card, Trump calling the president of FIFA, and all the reasons why America will truly never care about soccer the way the rest of the world does. Also: two Russians illegally climbed the Empire State Building, got engaged at the top, and got arrested on the way down. She was raised in the circus. Obviously.

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]]><![CDATA[Dumpster Fire 330 - (Mostly) Unredacted Version]]>https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-330-mostly-unredactedhttps://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-330-mostly-unredactedWed, 08 Jul 2026 01:30:02 GMTThe US men's soccer team got knocked out of the World Cup by Belgium 4-1, and America responded by immediately going back to not caring about soccer. Bridget breaks down the Balogun red card, Trump calling the president of FIFA, and all the reasons why America will truly never care about soccer the way the rest of the world does. Also: two Russians ille…

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]]><![CDATA[What Do You Love About America?]]>https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-329https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-329Fri, 03 Jul 2026 04:00:54 GMTA new CNN poll says only 29% of Democrats are proud to be American. Bridget asked her audience what they love about this country — and got hundreds of responses. The four things that came up most: free speech, the founding documents, guns, and the freedom to build your own life. The people who felt it most weren't born here. They were immigrants, refugees, and World Cup tourists who showed up expecting the country the media described and found something completely different. This is Dumpster Fire's love letter to America on its 250th birthday.

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]]><![CDATA[Dumpster Fire 329 - (Mostly) Unredacted Version]]>https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-329-mostly-unredactedhttps://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-329-mostly-unredactedThu, 02 Jul 2026 19:19:26 GMTA new CNN poll says only 29% of Democrats are proud to be American. Bridget asked her audience what they love about this country — and got hundreds of responses. The four things that came up most: free speech, the founding documents, guns, and the freedom to build your own life. The people who felt it most weren't born here. They were immigrants, refug…

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]]><![CDATA[Girls Win Right To Not Get Beaten Up]]>https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-328https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-328Wed, 01 Jul 2026 04:01:47 GMTBridget breaks down the Supreme Court Hecox ruling upholding states’ rights to ban biological males from competing in women's sports — and somehow it took nine justices, two lawsuits, and six months to confirm that girls are girls. Also: Supergirl bombed so hard even the pirates didn't bother, and Armie Hammer makes a comeback in a role only an aspiring cannibal could pull off.

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]]><![CDATA[Dumpster Fire 328 - (Mostly) Unredacted Version]]>https://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-328-mostly-unredactedhttps://www.phetasy.com/p/dumpster-fire-328-mostly-unredactedWed, 01 Jul 2026 00:31:41 GMTBridget breaks down the Supreme Court Hecox ruling upholding states’ rights to ban biological males from competing in women's sports — and somehow it took nine justices, two lawsuits, and six months to confirm that girls are girls. Also: Supergirl bombed so hard even the pirates didn't bother, and Armie Hammer makes a comeback in a role only an aspiri…

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