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WHAT TO DO

 
IF YOU’VE RECEIVED A PHETASY
AND IT MADE YOU REALLY ANGRY, MAYBE EVEN OUTRAGED:

1. TAKE A DEEP BREATH: Don’t worry, when the blood drains from your face, the shock will soon pass and be replaced with simultaneous feelings of nausea and rage.

2. COMPOSE AN ANGRY LETTER TO THE PHEDITOR: It will make you feel better: pheditors@phetasy.com. Disclaimer: we reserve the right to publish your letter and respond to it as we see fit.

3. GO BAD MOUTH US TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS: Never underestimate the power of word of mouth advertising. Go tell everyone you know how much we suck.

4. START A CRUSADE TO HAVE US SHUT DOWN: There is nothing like a good old-fashioned crusade to really jump-start your day. It might even get you on TV and thus you can claim the 15 minutes of fame that are rightfully yours.

5. MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, YOU COULD LIGHTEN UP: We know this may be asking a lot, but give it a try. Calm down. Laugh at yourself. Life is hard, but finding the humor in any situation can make it that much easier.

6. LODGE A FORMAL COMPLAINT: If none of this satisfies you or makes you feel better you can lodge a formal complaint with the Director.

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