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That's right, after a decade of hustlin', strugglin' and writin' for no good reason, this girl finally caught a break.  In Playboy online nonetheless! 

You can check out my provocative articles here and here.

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I've Been Writing Everyday

I'm at long last trying to get my book together.  I hate literally every word that I write but at least I'm sitting down at the page every. single. day.  Occasionally a blog comes out of all of this nonsense.  This one just kind of flowed.  A letter to my post-future self.

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This is How I Feel About the Oscars

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That's More Like It...

Before I had MySpace.  Or Facebook.  Or Twitter.  I had Phetasy.  Phetasy turned a whopping NINE this year on January 26th and I let the day come and go without any celebration.  It's long overdue.  I love this fucking site.  She's my baby and I've been neglecting her. 

And dudes!  Don't forget about the only Valentine's greeting card you'll ever need, a Phetasy original.
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This Blog is for YOU


Because if you are coming to check out the Phetasy homepage, you've been coming here for a long, long time.

You are my original readers, supporters, family and friends.  I love love love you. 

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I Escaped LA

...and immediately wrote this.  I say that I haven't been writing because I don't consider Twitter & stand up & my journal "real" writing.  Because I need write for Phetasy once a week.  NEED.  Not want.  NEED.  For now this is directly from my journal atop as gorgeous a view as they come...

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I Finished A Blog

I don't know what my problem has been.  This is the longest I've ever gone without posting.  I've been writing, and this is kind of a mixtape of some of those thoughts that have been gathering, drowning me.  Anyway, it's the answer to the cliffhanger I left you all with two years ago when I wrote "Starve A Demon--Feed A Cold" and it's called:

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People always tell me "Imagine everyone in the crowd is naked." But for some reason I have a feeling that's what they're doing to me.  This picture is a perfect metaphor for how I feel on stage.

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The View From the Cheap Seats

"They deem me mad because
I will not sell my days for gold;
and I deem them mad because
they think my days have a price
~Kahlil Gibran

Don't ever let anyone degrade your place in life or your perspective,
no matter how simple it may be
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Swami Vivekananda Was Wicked Smart

“The only religion that ought to be taught

is the religion of fearlessness.”

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