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Hope to Hear the Truth

By Bridget Phetasy
Published 06.03.05
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Sex.
Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex.
It’s everywhere. Yet no one seems to be comfortable talking about it honestly.

PHETASY challenges men to mean what they say--
And women to say what they mean.

This sex/love column is not here to perpetuate the myths.
We are here to deconstruct them.

PHETASY wants to know what makes you tick.
Send us your questions.
Pandora@phetasy.com

Pre-Ex Screening Questionnaire

By Bridget Phetasy
Published 07.31.09
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My girlfriend runs this site: http://letterstomyexes.com/ (I have yet to post on it--I have to decide who my first victim is going to be--I think it's going to be someone who was never an ex, but I sure wish he was).

Ms. Letterstomyexes is the only person I know whose stories rival mine in terms of pure craziness, bizarre coincidences and tragic hilarity. I say, "this-shit-only-happens-to-me" but, it happens to her too.

This list was compiled over breakfast as we tried to make sense of our poor taste in men. Clearly we haven't been asking the right questions.
It is based 100% on life experience.

Notes from the Psycho-Bitch Handbook for Crazy Women

By Bridget Phetasy
Published 09.03.06
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Since all you people are too scared to write your own stories in, I’ve decided to tell one of mine to hopefully get this discussion about the sexes going. Let’s get this party started. My question of the week: What’s up with the psycho-bitches?

When Good Booty Calls Go Bad

By Bridget Phetasy
Published 06.03.06
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Standard booty call guidelines and procedures are outlined below. Any deviations from the standard should be taken as telltale signs of a developing relationship. As long as you respect the sacred rules and learn to read the warning signs you should be able to keep the booty in check and out of your apartment.