This is a transcript of the text conversation that The Boss and I had while she was attending the seminar:
VOR: Whatever you do B. Don't let them make you cry.
The Boss: Hell no. They're not gonna make me cry.
VOR: You're crying on the inside. Admit it.
The Boss: Lol. I am. Hilarious
The Boss: Oh no. Couples work. They so badly want me to like it and believe.
VOR: Are you in some sort of hilarious twilight zone?
The Boss: How do people open up like this?
VOR: In front of strangers? I have no idea.
The Boss: In front of strangers. She's saying "go inside and just be with that sadness."
The Boss: She's a Tear Maker
VOR: Where are you right now? Is this a movie? Do people actually do this in real life?
The Boss: Oh yeah. It's real alright
The Boss: She just made a lady connect to her inner infant who was abandoned
VOR: Oh stop. You're killing me.
The Boss: Now she's trying to crack a dude
The Boss: I wanna see this guy cry
The Boss: She's determined. She won't give up.
VOR: I can't stop laughing. Are you straining something in an attempt to keep a straight face? You better be careful, she might come after you next.
The Boss: He cracked. God damn she's good.
The Boss: It's the fucking teddy bear. The minute she puts that teddy bear in their lap, they crack
The Boss: I wish I had popcorn.