...ENDS UP ON PHETASY!!!! Our first reality show "VEGASS" is in the works.  Should be leaked right after our first mock/rockumentary on Coachella is done.  That will give the lovely ladies and gents who are in the Vegas video time to forget about me.

It's not like anyone reads us anyway.  But who says this isn't intentional?

Here at Phetasy, we've designed the perfect anti-online-hipster repellent.  It seems to be working fabulously.  We've made sure that anyone, who knows anything about what's cool online, would never like PHETASY.  It would be against their hipster code of in-the-knowness to be a fan of a site this irrelevant, inconsistent, disorganized and juvenile. 

PHETASY likes to appear and disappear; this not only pisses people off, but weeds out the idiot drive-by haters.  No online snob has the time or patience for PHETASY.  Besides, no one can find it anyway.  And then when they do, the site is down or there is something ridiculous called “VISITING HOURS”. 

And coming soon to annoying things we do to irritate people: sometime in the near to distant future, certain stuff will be posted on this site, buried in old blogs and attached to secret links.  You thought we were annoyingly hard to navigate before!!

 PHETASY still proudly remains the most unread book on the interweb.  It's so cool, It's invisible.  Ha.  And everyone thought I built a 300-page web site with absolutely no meta-keywords for nothing.  PHETASY is LOST in the ether.  And I want to stay on the island.