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The Angriest Little Girl In the World
While standing in line at the bank watching CNN you will be overcome with acute nausea brought on by the ridiculous coverage of the hullabaloo in San Fran over the Olympics Torch Relay. Not only is the spectacle itself ridiculous but the media coverage will manage to make it even more meaningless. The brilliantly absurdist CNN headline: STRONG ANGER VS. STRONG FORCE, further angers you when you realize the retard that wrote that crap makes 50 times more than you. Cringing at the amphibious vehicle driving the torch through the streets, it occurs to you that not only has the whole world lost its mind, but we are a species teetering on the verge of extinction. And judging from the blank stares, most everyone around you went blind a long time ago. Read The Bhagavad Gita tonight and penetrate the illusion.
