Somewhat Daily Whoroscope You will dream that you are on your knees giving a billionaire head on his private jet while he watches golf. When you wake up you will realize how this is the perfect metaphor for the fact that you are currently sucking the dicks of your creditors while they are out playing golf. Take it all in stride. Remember to count the blessings you DO have and then remember to count the 30,000 children who will die today from starvation. When the creditors call, tell them you are currently working on repaying your karmic debt and you’ll get to them as soon as humanity is back on track.
