Osama Bin Laden?



OR....



THIS GUY?



If you answered Tom Cruise you are correct.
We don't doubt that you don't do anything half-assed
Tom Cruise
because you are 100% crazy!
(To interpret Scientology acronyms and figure out WHAT THE FUCK TOM CRUISE IS SAYING click here and be very afraid.)
Now that you've seen the real thing...check out the funny.
(Although we think the real thing might be funnier.)