Osama Bin Laden?
OR....
THIS GUY?




If you answered Tom Cruise you are correct.
We don't doubt that you don't do anything half-assed
Tom Cruise
because you are 100% crazy!
(To interpret Scientology acronyms and figure out WHAT THE FUCK TOM CRUISE IS SAYING click here and be very afraid.)
Now that you've seen the real thing...check out the funny.
(Although we think the real thing might be funnier.)




And this....



But in all seriousness...Scientologists have literally been getting away with murder for years, preying on people sincerely looking for something to believe in. However, the unsupressable power of the internet is bringing them down and revealing the true nature of their cult. Believe me, it gets weirder the more you look into it. So if my site gets hacked, all my files deleted and I disappear, you will all know what happened.
But I agree with these guys.


Bring it.
The group Anonymous did.




Is this really happening?

But this is only the beginning of what is to come.
We will witness global revolution in our time because we the people of the world have remembered our strength in numbers--and the internet is our most powerful weapon.


"People should not be afraid of their government-- governments should be afraid of their people."
-from V Is For Vendetta


7 Responses to "Whose Religious Beliefs Are More Extreme?"

 
The Pheditors
said this on 11 Feb 2008 2:58:23 PM PST
So what you're saying is... you're a scientologist. We thinks thou doth protest too much. Ah!, to each his own.

 
gwbaker
said this on 11 Feb 2008 12:45:50 PM PST
Individuals (whether Cruise or Bin Laden) have only as much "power" as those who support or deride (in portions equal to the sentiment) give them. Inevitably, the ones we loathe and fear are ourselves.

 
gwbaker
said this on 11 Feb 2008 5:59:10 PM PST
I believe you just contradicted yourselves. Ah!, the duality of nature.

 
The Pheditors
said this on 11 Feb 2008 8:01:07 PM PST
Why does any of this matter?
a. Who said anything we post on this site matters? We would never say that.
b. But yes, we do believe that a completely insane celebrity trying to use his power to convert millions of people to a cult based on the philosophy of greed, mind-control and ultimately world domination is maybe, kind of important.

 
gwbaker
said this on 11 Feb 2008 6:44:05 PM PST
Why does any of this matter?

 
Sara
said this on 11 Feb 2008 11:57:06 AM PST
Love the spoof on Tom. Seriously though, why doesn't he march his authoritative highness over to the Middle East if he thinks his righteous soul and religion are so powerful and helpful? I'm curious to see what they would do with him.

 
gwbaker
said this on 11 Feb 2008 11:00:13 PM PST
I knew you'd figure it out. Damn, and I thought that would go right over your head!



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