GODS OF HELLFIRE

GODS OF HELLFIRE

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Dear “Pheditors” (that’s not even a word by the way)
I feel violated at my exposure to your highly offensive and explicit ecards. I was simply searching for a nice “Get Well Soon” card to send to an ailing friend and I stumbled upon your website. To say that I was horrified by your version of get well wishes to a loved one is a severe understatement. Death is no laughing matter. How dare you make fun of those individuals struggling with terminal illness and facing their day of judgment before the Lord. I can tell you that when your day of judgment comes God will not forgive the fact that you are nothing more than a smut-peddler. Your irreverent suggestion of sodomy on a holiday devoted to St. Valentine and love for others, will surely earn you a place in the darkest circle of Hell. You must think of the children who could be exposed and corrupted by your pornographic material if they simply stumble across the site looking for ecards as I did. If you repent for your sins now and ask Jesus to enter you heart and beg Him for forgiveness you might have a chance at salvation. I will pray for your souls.
Sincerely,
Save Yourself, from South Carolina

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4 Responses to "GODS OF HELLFIRE"

Pheditors

said this on 01 Aug 2006 3:07:19 PM EST

Dear Holier Than Thou:
Whoa lady, we don't even know where to start with this one. We thought we wouldn't have to deal with outraged Christians until our next batch of e-cards comes out.*
A. "Smut-peddler" is the most amazing term we've heard in a long time. B. The disclaimers on the back of the cards are there for a reason. C. The words "God will not forgive" are oxymoronic. D. Sodomy is lots of fun. Don't knock it till you've tried it. E. We sold our souls on E-Bay to get the seed money for this website. We're sure that the new owner of our souls will appreciate the prayers.
Sincerely,
The Pheditors

P.S. Our table in the darkest circle of Hell was reserved a long time ago.

*Shameless self-promotion E-CARDS COMING THIS FALL!!!

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Nursie

said this on 07 Aug 2006 9:57:40 AM EST

It is obvious that the woman who posted the previous comment had a P.H.D. (Pentecostal hair-do) but how could she spew such hated in the name of God upon you young tee-shirt pedaling, card making, mother earth loving, road trip taking sodomite's?
I applaud you and keep pissing the P.H.D.'s off.
I can't wait to see your new cards!

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Jenny DeHuff

said this on 05 Sep 2006 7:04:12 PM EST

Kudos to the Pheditors for their prompt response to all Phetasy adversaries. Phestasy is not intended to offend, but merely to bring a smirk and a chuckle to its patrons. Hallmark generates enough revenue in their card-making business to pacify all those searching for typical greeting cards. But for those of us who are atypical...there is Phetasy.

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linna peterson

said this on 26 Feb 2008 10:50:41 AM EST

I really think that you guys make good money but when it comes down to it you cant take it with you when you die you reap what you so just do what you do best and God will handle the rest! Get out while its too late gaddle!

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