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Random Road Thoughts
Who in their right mind decided, “Oh! I’ve got a great idea. Let’s start an imitation Mexican Villa in the middle of South Carolina. We could sell fireworks, ice cream and hot wieners, knick-knacks of all sorts, surround it in twenty foot discriminatory images of lazy Mexicans, and lure tourists in to spend their money on their way to somewhere much more appealing.”
Honestly, what the hell is South of the Boarder? How come they don’t employ Mexicans? Why is it surrounded by sketchy ass strip clubs and adult video game stores? What is an adult video game store? Hmmm… Maybe it isn’t such a bad place after all.
We also must apologize to the bathroom attendant who caught us plastering PHETASY.COM stickers all over the toilets. Gwen- your Chanels are in the mail.
Sean. 8.5 hours averaging 85 miles and hour. Zero tickets.
Bridget. Less than thirty minutes at 78 miles an hour. Two tickets.
Bridget would like to thank:
Tidi- You warned us about Virginia. We were two miles away from the Virginia/North Carolina boarder. Almost made it.
Drewsh-bag- Thanks for the faulty radar detector ass.
Officer D.W. Barnes- Thanks for the least amount of information possible as to how much we might owe the state of Virginia and for doing your duty as a cop.
The Director of Cool- I really hope your luck isn’t rubbing off on me.
And finally she would like to thank HA, the car god. You always keep us on our toes little guy with great power.
Well we made it through the night folks, and in record time. That’s right to all you hater’s out there that didn’t think we would make it. Straight through the night and still movin’. We’ll be poolside by eight kickin’ it like P-I-M-P-S. Kiss our asses haters.
Article Series
This article is part 5 of a 5 part series. Other articles in this series are shown below:
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My Candy
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Lovin' It
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PHETASY TOUR 2006 KICKS OFF!!!
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The Power of Will
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Random Road Thoughts
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