Hippie-Saurus Rex

Dirty Hippies

After over a month of travels through concrete jungles, desolate deserts, and lush valleys, we have finally made it to a resting point where we will begin our study of the legendary hippie-saurus rex.  Many sightings of this strange creature have been made in areas such as Vermont and Colorado; however, some of the most illustrious of these creatures dwell here in Santa Cruz, CA. 

Ooooh, here comes one now.  Notice the creature’s lackadaisical strut as it may bump into a solid object from time to time.  I believe this one is a male, although it is hard to tell since neither the male nor female distinguish their actual sex in any way.  A very lazy creature, the hippie-saurus rex is often found in small groups where they partake in the ritualistic consumption of the cannabis-sativa plant.  It is often apparent that these creatures hypothetically discuss what to do in order to survive, but very little is done when the time to act is upon them.  Also, the hippie-saurus rex has a very distorted perception of reality.  This is attributed mainly to staying in the same habitat for an extended period of time, interacting with only other hippie-saurus rex.  Observe as the hippie-saurus rex asks a passing grumpi-saurus for change.  Lazy.  Some members of the scientific world have deemed that the hippie-saurus rex acts the way it does due to the scientific phenomenon called: Ignorance on Fire.   Get a clue hippies...