D-Bag
Hey there Boss. It's that opposite hand ring wearing douche bag guy from the Pint. I had a good time getting roasted by you ladies the other night. I haven't had a good ball busting session like that in quite some time. Hey, before the time runs out on my "get out of jail free douchbag card", I'd like to say that you are a Total Fucking Drop Dead Knock Out! Fucking HOT! Nice!...
I went to your site and perused for a while. Holy shit, you're a blogging queen. I went through your top ten list of beliefs. I have to say I'm on board with all of it. Let the revolution begin! I've been patiently waiting for a good revolution...
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