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    "I'm Alive" Is a Far Too Frequent Phetasy News Headline

    • Published 05.09.12
    I was looking through all the News archives (I never leave them up forever, these belong to the true die hard Phetasy readers) to find something and it's remarkable how many times that headline appears.  Gee, I wonder why...

    In other news, as of today this is officially happening: 



    Don't worry readers, I know I owe you explanations, apologies and thank you's. 
    They're coming.
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    I'm Stubborn.

    • Published 04.28.12
    Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat (that expression is so weird).  If I can't post in Articles but I can post in Blogs, well then, I guess they are all moving to the blogs section until further notice.  I wrote this today, just more crap.

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    The Sydney Chronicles

    • Published 04.27.12
    I wrote this a while ago and managed to post it, but haven't done the editing--my website won't let me at the moment.  But it's close enough to what it will be anyway.  Here ya go, two loyal readers--the E! True Hollywood story of how I ended up chucking it all and taking my chances abroad.

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    Guilty.

    • Published 02.20.12
    People always tell me "Imagine everyone in the crowd is naked." But for some reason I have a feeling that's what they're doing to me. 


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    You Can Donate Now!

    • Published 09.23.11
    So, some very kind Phetasy supporters have been emailing me asking how they can donate to "The One That Got Away" Tour.  Being the interweb business retard that I am, I didn't know this was possible until my sister suggest that I put a "Donate" button on my page.  Wonders never cease!!!

    So if you like what you read...

    Any little bit helps.  Your donations go to gas, food and if I can string enough together, international airline tickets.      I am extraordinarily grateful from the bottom of my heart to anyone who feels compelled to support me in my cause to get out there and write the world as I see it--your financial support enables me to do more writing and less hustling. 

    Thank you, thank you, thank you...


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