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    Even Rats Can Inspire

    • Published 08.29.10
    So we have way too much time on our hands, but when the muse strikes, we must heed her call.  New ghepic music video.  Yeah.  We can't get enough, either.

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    The Phetasy Slumber Party Secret Is Out!

    • Published 08.28.10
    People from all over the world are clamoring to get in & let their freak flag fly.  Last night, the ladies from "Secret Trois" showed up & gave us an offer we couldn't refuse. Check out their dance moves.
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    Phetasy Friday Sleepover

    • Published 08.27.10
    Nothing taps you into the spirit of being a tween quite like dressing up and singing in front of a camera for no good reason.  Our last impromptu dance party was so liberating...we decided to have another one. 
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    Stand UpCumming Shows Near You!!!

    • Published 08.26.10
    Lots of shows on the horizon. Enough that I needed to add yet another category, Stand UpCumming Shows, to my already pointless website. But this category has a purpose:  now you can pinpoint exactly when & where you can come point & laugh at me.  Or stalk me.  Or heckle me.  Regardless of what you're there to do--it's probably gonna cost you 2 drinks.  Minimum.


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    Phetasy Leads Wandering Hippie Healer Astray

    • Published 08.25.10

    Here is a game to help you better understand exactly what a PHETASY is.  GOOGLE SEARCH: "i want to be a wandering hippie healer".  Read the first article that comes up.

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    WHOROSCOPES: JULY 2010

    GENERAL
    If you are woman, this month you will regress to your 3rd House of Men Who Don’t Deserve You.  And you will justify it by the fact that all your friends are doing it.  Get your heads out of your asses and get some self-esteem!!!  How many times do you have to learn this lesson, ladies?  NEVER give a man more than a 2nd chance.  Ever. Unless they met you in the last 20 minutes, consider yourself the one that got away.  If you are a man, you will spend the month chasing pussy.

    Miracle On Wilshire Boulevard: III

    DAY 3 – WEDNESDAY

    So let’s just recap:  Here I am.  No money.  No work.  No shampoo.  No food.  No credit.  NO CAR.  No dignity.  No hope.  Basically, I have nothing but a roof over my head & my health (both which I am extremely grateful for—especially since I also have no health insurance).  The all-consuming sense of desperation settles in, waiting to strike when I’m weak.

    And sure enough, just at my weakest, brokest moment, something arrives on the wings of hope: an offer for my show.  A 100%-real, with-a-contract-and-everything, completely legitimate offer.

    A Proverb for Haters


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