Phetasy
Phetasy E-Cards
Phetasy Clothing
Phetasy Members
About Phetasy
Captian's Blog

Phetasy Mailing List

*Email:

*Format:

 
Phetasy on Twitter
     

    Phetasy Cards
    Cards
    Cards That Say What the Other Cards Are Thinking.
     
    Phetasy Clothing
    Clothing
    Speak Your Mind Without Opening Your Mouth.
     
    Captains Blog
    Blogs
    Phetasy… It’s the Mother Ship

    Recent News

    I'm A Stubborn Narcissist.

    Duh.  But I am determined to write a blog a week to be released every Wednesday or Thursday.  Look, it's the best I can do, OKAY??? 

    » Read More

    Dane Cook Wants to Ruin My Life

    Usually when you Tweet something mean to a celebrity, they have the decency to let you live your pathetic life in obscurity.  Well, I'm not that lucky. 




    In other sad Phetasy news, my dating life leaves much to be desired.  About as much to be desired as a Dane Cook show.  New blog:

    » Read More

    My Website Feels Neglected...

    Okay, so there is heaps of stuff going on in my life.   I have been cheating on Phetasy with another site.  Lucky for me, Phetasy doesn't get jealous.  Phetasy and I have been existing in a little rabbit hole for years and I figured, now that she's 7, she's old enough to start going out and club-hopping.  And by club-hopping, I mean Comedy Club hopping.  Okay, I can see just from this rambling news update Phetasy deserves a blog of her own....

    Just keep checking in!  I will always post links to whatever else I'm doing on this homepage.   For no matter where my journey takes me...all roads lead to Phetasy.  So for now, check out my Spring Cleaning blog over at D&T:
    » Read More

    Floodgates. Open.

    I'm just gonna keep on writin' and writin' and writin' until I feel exhausted.  Part 2 of my brain drain.  Perhaps after this blog I will be able to string together a coherent thought.



    » Read More

    Despite what CCR proclaims, "Someday" Does Indeed, Come.

    I said tomorrow.  I meant "someday".  That day is here and now, so feast your eyes on this veritable buffet of everything from the sublime to the shallow to the skanky.  And feel free to judge me for it.

    » Read More
    View News Archive

    Featured Articles